What’s Trending Wednesday: Father’s Day Dad Jokes

It’s What’s Trending Wednesday on Michigan This Morning, and this Sunday is Father’s Day. So in honor of dad’s day, we’re celebrating today and starting our Wednesday off with a few dad jokes.

1.) Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

    Great food, no atmosphere.

2.) I’m reading a book about anti-gravity.

It’s impossible to put down.

3.) Did you know the first French fry wasn’t cooked in France?

It was cooked in grease.

4.) If you see a robbery at an Apple store…

Does that make you an i-witness?

5.) A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer.

The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”

6.) Why didn’t the vampire attack Taylor Swift?

She had bad blood.       

7.) I would avoid the sushi.

It’s a little fishy.

If you have a good dad joke, send them our way!

We’d love to share them on air and remember, this Sunday is Father’s Day.

Tune in to MTM Wednesday’s at 5:20 a.m. and 8:50 a.m. for more trending topics!

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